The great barbecue summit, a rusty grill and a cursed striker
Operation Countryside
Laguna opened the day with an all-caps “WE ARE GOING TO THE COTTAGE ON SATURDAY!!!” and declared a culinary dictatorship: chicken only. Max presented the main weapon of the picnic — “meet my rusty friend” — and Tilly called the grill a masterpiece.
The Kane curse
Mid-debate Max forwarded from “Football 24”: Bayern lost 1:2 to Augsburg. Grothory ruled “Kane is cursed” and added that he only supports “beautiful football”.
Agreed
Saturday, 10:00, central station. Max picks up Grothory at 9:30; charcoal — Grothory, vegetables and bread — Tilly. Everyone brings their own drinks.
Still open
Where exactly are we going? Laguna will ask her mum — “they built a new turn there”.












